Funny


I am accused of having too much time on my hands. I really have no idea where they get this idea from? … oh, I know, it’s from all the time-wasting type letters I do.

I wrote a letter of complaint to the makers of Vagasil as I was not happy about the name of the product and recommended some more friendly ones.

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I went to the New Forest and saw that it was not new at all. So I wrote to the bigwigs at Hampshire Council to register my dissatisfaction of this ‘false’ advertising.

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I honestly believe I would make a great England Manager and would be a much cheaper option. Here is a copy of the letter I genuinely sent to the English FA outlining my case as well as some new revolutionary football tactics that would give England the competitive edge.

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My flatmates are idiots who just don’t seem to understand how dishwashers work, so I sent them an email from my dishwasher to help encourage them to do better at loading.

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This is an exclusive insight into why Gaddafi was evil … you will be very surprised!

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This is a practical joke I played on my friend who is an Author’s Agent. I sent increasingly ridiculous ideas for children’s books.

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I sent in a Gold Bar (McVities) into Cash My Gold. They didn’t seem to value it highly.

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Here are some lame jokes that are so lame they are actually quite funny.

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Some funny and cute animal photos.

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The pros and cons of dating Santa.

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These are truly awful pick up lines, would you ever dare to use them?

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Although dating a vampire is all the all rage at the moment, it isn’t all its cracked up to be.

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Some amusing photos and signs. Enough said.



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