by Jake McMillan
Here is a short list of things of what NOT TO DO when trying to get over you ex:
1 – Give them an STD or get them pregnant.
2 – Move onto their street or into their apartment building.
3 – Call them on a regular basis.
4 – Tell your friends and family your ex is dead.
5 – Get a tattoo saying ‘I hate [their name]’.
6 – Start dating a relative of theirs.
7 – Become a Nun or Monk.
8 – Kill your ex.
9 – Get extensive plastic surgery to look like them and change your name legally to theirs.
10 – Smear your poo on their front door.