Top 5 Ways to Start an Argument

by Jake McMillan

1. Contradiction
If you contradict whatever the other person says, you will naturally cause an argument. Or will you? (see below)

2. Go travelling with someone
The intense pressure of being with someone 24/7 and having to find your way in an alien environment will lead to an argument sooner or later.

3. Give someone the silent treatment
This passive aggressive move will infuriate the person into an argument.

4. Blame people when things don’t go right
Passing on blame is guaranteed to annoy people and make them defensive.

5. Just talk to a woman for long enough
If you talk to a woman it is only a matter of time before it will become an argument. Disagree? See, I told you it would create an argument.

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