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Frankie Boyle Blocked Me on Twitter


by Jake McMillan

Much to my surprise and amusement (and that of my friends), Frankie Boyle blocked me on Twitter earlier today!

I am definitely a Frankie Boyle fan and will often re-tweet him. If you are unaware of his work, then he is a Scottish stand-up comedian whose jokes go right to the edge of what is acceptable, and in some people’s eyes, often goes over it.

For example, in the last 24hrs he has tweeted the following (amongst others):

YOUR CUNT HAS BEEN CONDEMNED’

‘Every Tuesday night I masturbate about an inanimate object. This week it’s Whitney Houston.’

‘If Newcastle was a sound, it would be the noise of an erection puncturing a colostomy bag.

You can see that he pushes the boundaries of what is acceptable and as such is no stranger to controversy. He has notoriously made jokes about the Queen’s vagina (“she is so old that [her] pussy is haunted“), Rebecca Adlington and Katie Price‘s (Jordan) disabled son Harvey (“I have a theory that Jordan married a cage fighter cause she needed someone strong enough to stop Harvey from fuckin’ her.“).

Not everyone will find this type of humour funny and definitely some people will find it offensive, but then all comedy offends someone somewhere.

Okay, so you have enough background and context … earlier today Frankie wrote:

Just thinking how different my life would be if my name was Leroy Powers

I then replied in a way I thought Frankie, of all people, would appreciate … apparently I was wrong. I replied to him:

that’s a bit like a retarded donkey wondering what it would be like to have a foot shoved up its arse instead of a fist’.

Now, that is block-worthy in a lot of people’s books, I just didn’t think it would be for Mr Boyle. He dishes it out and I am quite sure he can take it too … I am guessing he was either having a bad day or, more likely, he was bombarded with abusive-style responses from people like me who think they are being funny, but are clearly not in his league.

In any case, my friends think this is hilarious as although I can be crude at times, I’m generally a polite and diplomatic sort. I can imagine Frankie would respond to this, ‘I didn’t block you for your comment, I just thought you were a boring cunt!‘.


Do I need to know who Kim Kardashian is?


by Jake McMillan

I’ve heard of Kim Kardashian but don’t have really any idea why she is a famous? I know she and her family have  a reality TV programme, ‘Keeping up with the Kardashians‘, as I watched it once, I know she had a sex tape leaked into the media, I know she has a well-rounded bottom and that she may know or is connected to Paris Hilton? However, I am not sure why she was famous in the first place? Why would someone make a reality programme about her? Why would anyone care there was a sex tape of her?

I decided to find out. So, if you were wondering the same as me, here are the basics of what you need to know. Note: the word ‘need’ in the previous sentence was used with reckless abandon.

  • Kimberly or “Kim”‘ as she is known has the middle name ‘Noel’ and according to Wikipedia she is ‘an American socialite, celebutante, television personality, model, actress and businesswoman.’ The interesting part of that is her being a ‘celebutante’, i.e. she is famous for being famous.
  • Kim is the daughter of lawyer Robert Kardashian who famously represented OJ Simpson at his murder trial.
  • She is a friend of Paris Hilton, who introduced her to the socialite scene
  • Her sex tape video, that was made with singer Ray J in 2003, was leaked some 4 years later. Vivid Entertainment bought the rights for $1 million and released the film under the title ‘Kim Kardashian: Superstar‘. Kim sued Vivid and settled out of court for $5 million.
  • She has been married twice, first to music producer Damon Thomas (2000-2004) and then most recently to NBA Basketball player Kris Humphries which lasted only 72 days.
  • She has posed for Playboy, under the advice and encouragement of her mother
  • She is currently dating Kanye West
  • She has nearly 15 million twitter followers, making her one of the most followed people in the world (8th highest as I write this)
  • She is 5ft 2.5inches tall
  • Her website is: http://kimkardashian.celebuzz.com/

Here are some photos of her:

 

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Alright, Some Amy Childs Photos As Well


This is starting to become a bad habit, but just to satisfy the increasing number of folk who stumble upon this site looking for Amy Childs, here are a few hot photos:

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Neil Pearson is a Splashy Swimmer


Do you know of Neil Pearson? He’s a British actor who appeared as Bridget Jones’s TV boss in the two Bridget Jones films and also starred in classic TV shows ‘Drop the Dead Donkey’ and ‘Between the Lines’ and is currently appearing in BBC1’s ‘All the Small Things’. Anyway, he goes to my local gym in South London and as a man who has just turned 50 is not in bad shape, but a very splashy swimmer!

neil

I’m not really one who is “into” celebrities but for some reason I have always been good at spotting minor celebrities when out and about. I was in the pool swimming when I noticed him get in and being a fan, but also British and a bloke, I completely ignored him. I am quite a rubbish swimmer and one of those who really doesn’t like to get water up my nose but as I am also a little competitive I wanted to see if I was quick as the old-man-minor-celebrity. I wasn’t.

Neil employs a curious and somewhat annoying style of front crawl which is both hypnotic and ridiculous in equal measure. The first 5 strokes are quite normal and show excellent technique and good forward progress (unlike mine) but it is the 6th stroke where the ‘magic’ happens. It is on this stroke that Neil takes a breath and holds his arm high in the air. Nothing wrong with that, of course, but Neil clearly requires a lot of air as it is held majestically in the air for a very long time. When finally he has enough air to continue he brings the arm down with an almighty splash that even yours truly is splashed and I am swimming at least two lanes away! So much so, water got up my nose and I had to stand up to choke less efficiently.

I moved to the Jacuzzi and watched with amusement and fascination as Neil used his splash and crawl technique to clear his side of the pool. Every 6th stroke without fail that arm would be up in the air for what seemed like an eternity and then it would inevitably come… splash!

Neil, I love your work and you’re pretty trim for 50 as well as being a quicker swimmer than me … not that it’s hard to be though … but sort out your splashy swimming mate!

Jake McMillan